you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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