we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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