I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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