Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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