This girl is more easily done than said...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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