i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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