i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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