You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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