Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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