Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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