and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
