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Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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