You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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