I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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