Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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