why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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