I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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