But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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