what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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