can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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