You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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