I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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