North Korea, Best Korea!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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