I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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