I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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