the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i may or may not be watching the land before time
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize