is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
this will be a night to untag.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Congratulations! We have a period
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