wakey wakey hands off snakey
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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