Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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