I have demons in me.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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