He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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