Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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