According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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