If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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