I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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