hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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