O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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