Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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