your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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