I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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