and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
