This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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