I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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