I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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