It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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