I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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