do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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