Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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