so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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