So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
