My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
