Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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