You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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