this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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