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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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