i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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